Giannis eagerly tore apart the packaging in which was enclosed his new blender. The cardboard and plastic material was no match for his excitement to finally begin making smoothies at home. In no time at all, the blender was in parts on his countertop. Sticking out his tongue in concentration, Giannis wondered how the parts…
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Manu Ginobili 20 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)
I huddle in the darkness, concealed in a filing cabinet located in the visitor’s locker room at the Staples Center. If my hunch is correct, any moment now, Manu Ginobili will arrive to begin his pregame treatments. Already I can hear the trainers getting tape and ice packs ready for the Spurs players. Almost as…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 26 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)
How is Chandler Parsons dealing with these new developments? http://imgur.com/a/uLxmU
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 17 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2016)
The king of the kingdom sat on his throne. Suddenly waving away the six beautiful maidens who took turns feeding fine fruits into his mouth, he announced to his court, “bring to me the disgraced former king!” There was much bustling and activity at the king’s words. In just a few minutes, a dirty and…
Read MoreAmar’e Stoudemire 11 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2016)
“Dear Steve, When I saw news of your retirement I was dismayed, but I can’t say I was surprised. Your back problems were well-publicized. It was then that I made a resolution to myself. Although your dream of winning a championship had been abandoned, I vowed to continue in that quest. Not just for me….
Read MoreJoffrey Lauvergne 12 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2016)
Mike Miller crossed his arms over his chest. “Joffrey, we’re sitting here in this club surrounded by pretty ladies, and you’re telling me that you just want to sit here and drown yourself in champagne?” Shrugging, Joffrey Lauvergne took another sip of champagne straight from the bottle. A trio of similar bottles, yet empty, adorned…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 25 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2016)
Poor Enes Kanter. What does it take to get a trade around here? http://imgur.com/WrEq8wV
Read MoreTrey Lyles 17 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2016)
Jeff Withey took a prolonged sniff of the air in the airplane cabin. “Trey, man, I know that’s your special jumpshot box and everything, but could you at least put with the rest of your luggage? It still smells like a hobo crawled into it and died while farting.” Trey Lyles cradled the crumpled, musty…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2016)
Nicolas Batum stepped out of the Barcelona airport with a single goal in mind. The address of his target had already been acquired. He hailed a taxi, and when he slipped into the backseat of the cab, he handed the driver a small slip of paper with the address written on it. Nic was not…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 16 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2016)
“Guys! I found it! I thought I lost it forever!” announced Trey Lyles happily as he walked onto the court for the pregame shootaround. In his hands was a tattered, squashed, and damp cardboard box. “Did you steal that from a hobo on the street or something?” asked Jeff Withey, wrinkling his nose at the…
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