Rudy looked up from his reading as the doorbell rang, the tinkling melody causing a frown to appear on his face. Had he not instructed Remi to meet the guests at the gate? How had they made it all the way to the front door? It was no matter, Rudy supposed. The entire facade of…
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Rudy Gobert All 306 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation Part I)
The lanky Frenchman reclined in comfort, surrounded by the peaceful sounds and enticing scents of his well-tended Victorian garden. One of the luxurious sitting-room couches had been wrestled out of its usual place to be brought to this spot among the hedges, flowers, and decorative ferns. The fine piece of furniture would have to be…
Read MoreRoyce O’Neale 18 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2019)
History repeats itself, this time in such a similar fashion that I am legitimately very concerned that I might be living in a sort of “Groundhog Day” repeating timeline that is inescapable. Am I cursed to see Royce O’Neale step up in elimination games against the Rockets for all time? Remember, “all time” is a…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 17 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/24/2019)
Full title of this video since YouTube is being a bitch and won’t let me put so many characters in: “Ricky Rubio 17 Points/11 Assists/1 Airball Three/1 Harden Doggy-styled/1 Fourth-Quarter Collapse/1 Early Playoff Exit Full Highlights (4/24/2019)”. I like my video titles to be clear representations of what is contained in the video. Except, I…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 18 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/22/2019)
The Jazz were on the verge of getting swept until Ricky “Spanish Sexy Eyes” Rubio decided to stop being “2019 Rubio” and instead was “VINTAGE Rubio”. Their backs were against the wall but Rubio didn’t feel any pressure as he ripped apart the Rockets’ lazy defense with precision passing and unexpected finishing ability. Rubio’s effort…
Read MoreJae Crowder 23 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2019)
Rockets fans must be losing their minds right now. Jae Crowder, the guy who played like a huge dingleberry for the first three games of this series, got redonkulously hot in the first seven minutes of game four, scoring fourteen points in that timespan. He ended up with 23 for the game. Again, this is…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 17 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/17/2019)
I like the Jazz, but I like Ricky Rubio even more (I think because of his eyes that have a hidden depth behind their shimmering radiance), and I just don’t think that this “everyone touches the ball” thing the Jazz have going on is playing to Rubio’s strengths. It might be better for the team,…
Read MoreRoyce O’Neale 17 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2019)
True NBA role-player historians will remember the unlikely hero for the Jazz in last year’s series against the Rockets: Royce O’Neale, who scored 17 points on two seperate occasions, stepping up and leading his team on offense in game 3 while everyone else sucked, and again in game 5, again taking a leading role with…
Read MoreNaz Mitrou-Long 9 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2019)
Naz “King of All Known Advanced Stats” Mitrou-Long was mostly known to me, until this game, as the dude who hit 1 three in his 31 seconds of play time last season, put up no other stats, and thus notched the best single season performance of all time. His PER was somewhere in the range…
Read MoreEkpe Udoh 14 Points/5 Assists/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/11/2019)
I may be the only one who remembers, but Warriors fans used to defend this guy SO HARD. They’ll deny it, if you can find any who were around while he was with them, but it’s so true. If you tried to call him a bust (it wasn’t me doing the name-calling, this was before…
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