Washington Wizards – Page 32

Marcus Thornton 23 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2016)

Marcus Thornton sure does like to shoot. And my opinion is, the Wizards should just let him shoot. He has conclusively proved in previous stints around the league that he can be an effective (if tubby) volume scorer when given the green light to do so. His defense might be fairly abysmal, but as I’ve…

Bradley Beal 25 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2016)

It’s been a while since I did Bradley Beal highlights. For a while there, I thought he was too good for the channel. I don’t know why I thought that, since he hasn’t been an All-Star and wasn’t averaging 20 until this year. But there it is. If you subscribed because of older Beal highlights…

Otto Porter 23 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)

I strap myself into the time travel device, uncertain whether it will operate according to the inputs I have set or if it will malfunction and temporally transport me to some unknown time in the past or future. There is little time to contemplate such worrying possibilities, as the appointed hour grows nearer by the…

Alan Anderson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2016)

It’s unlikely that Alan “Kobe 0.1” Anderson continues to shoot 50% from three as he has done in his first four games back from surgery, but for this moment, just this one moment, let us relish the fact that old man Alan is contributing to winning basketball for a team with playoff aspirations. I want…

Marcin Gortat 21 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2016)

Marcin Gortat was an old rookie, so it might catch you off guard that he is now 32 years old. His time as a useful player will soon come to an end. Before we know it, the Polish Hammer will no longer be forcing his large and meaty Polish sausage down the throats of defenders….

Jared Dudley 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/23/2016)

“Dear DTB, You have now posted two of my personal letters to you on your channel. Assuming that this letter is likewise posted, that will be three. I am glad that you make highlight videos of me, but it is very unnecessary to divulge our private communications like this. I have had my lawyer contact…

Marcin Gortat 22 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/18/2016)

The All-Star break gets longer every year. When I started doing these videos, I think it was only about a weeklong break from normal basketball. It’s been creeping up over time, to the point where, this year, it was a whole three-and-a-half MONTHS without regular-season action. What are the players even doing during all that…

Otto Porter 20 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2016)

After a guy scores eighteen in the first half you sort of expect him to score more than twenty in the game. Am I wrong to expect that? Watching this video might SEEM fun to you, but really you should feel disappointment when you watch it. If you feel anything else you’re watching the video…

Garrett Temple 20 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)

We have clearly entered some sort of bizarre dimension which exists separate yet parallel from our own, a dimension where Garrett Temple plays 38 minutes and gets to shoot ten threes. I’m not entirely sure that I wish to continue residing in this dimension, but it appears that it is not my decision to make….

DeJuan Blair 12 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2016)

DeJuan “No ACLs” Blair was pretty much written off by yours truly around the halfway point of last season. I actually went back through my notes from that time and it turns out that I actually wrote down the words “That’s it for DeJuan Blair. He has no knees.” This scrawled sentence was located in…