DeJuan “No ACLs” Blair was pretty much written off by yours truly around the halfway point of last season. I actually went back through my notes from that time and it turns out that I actually wrote down the words “That’s it for DeJuan Blair. He has no knees.” This scrawled sentence was located in between a half-baked description idea involving a magic basketball and a doodle of me hanging out with T-Pain.
Joke’s on me, right? It turns out that you don’t need knees or even the ability to run when you can shoot weird jumpers and convert layups on defenders who are somehow even slower than you are. Still, I’m feeling like this is the last time Mr. Blair will grace my channel. Good night, sweet prince.