Zach LaVine – Page 3

Zach LaVine 26 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2015)

Looking through the multitude of Zach LaVine descriptions that I have written in my long and prolific Zach-LaVine-description-writing career, not one of them is a funny or poignant story about the funny or poignant things that happen to him. Mostly I just analyze the state of his team. This is an oversight that I hope…

Zach LaVine 20 Points/8 Assists/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2015)

Someone tell my why Zach LaVine isn’t a beast yet. It baffles me. Your provided reason(s) cannot include the following points: -Selfish nature -Turnover prone -White -Black -In Between -Won the Dunk Contest which ruins every player it touches -No court vision -Doesn’t properly mourn Flip All the signs point to him being a beast…

Zach LaVine All 39 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)

The worst thing about YouTube is that it discriminates against people who feel no emotions. And robots. If you fall into one of those two categories, DTB is going to do you a favor: I will provide emoji representations of the emotions you should be experiencing at certain crucial points in the video. That way,…

Zach LaVine Career High 37 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2015)

Cole Aldrich, JaKarr Sampson, Trevor Booker, Glenn Robinson, and Zach LaVine sat in the otherwise empty television studio. “Where is everybody else? I thought everyone who was playing tonight was invited to be in the studio audience of this Oprah show. Andrew said he’d be here, for sure.” Zach LaVine remarked as he looked around…

Zach LaVine 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2015)

Why must I continue being robbed of the Ricky Rubio-Zach LaVine oops that are rightfully mine? What’s even wrong with Ricky? This season was supposed to be lob city and we get nothing. NOTHING. If Zach wants to dunk it this season, he has to do it himself. No one is helping him with crisp…

Zach LaVine 27 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/23/2015)

An avid DownToBuck highlight watcher will notice that recently, almost without exception, that I use the audio commentary of the team the highlighted player is on. In general, being the homers that they are paid to be, those commentators get more excited for plays performed by the player than the opposing team’s commentators. Nothing worse…

Zach LaVine 20 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2015)

I don’t know what the hell Zach LaVine thought he was doing at the end of the game tonight against the Knicks. He made those 4 free throws at the end, knowing full well that a win would leave New York as the undisputed worst team in the league, thus making them the most likely…

Zach LaVine 20 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

I don’t know about you guys, but I am always disappointed when I attempt to watch the Timberwolves. I realize that they’re a couple years away from being good, and that everyone’s still developing. I blame the media, who led me to believe that every game would be a Wiggins-LaVine dunk factory and Anthony Bennett…

Zach LaVine 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2015)

I’m sorry that the assists in this video suck so bad. How was I supposed to know, going into the highlight-making process, that none of his assists would be any good? I could make some of these passes, jesus. The “18 points” part of this vid is okay, though he only really picks up the…

Zach LaVine 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/2/2015)

Zach LaVine and Ricky Rubio: bros for life? After investigating thoroughly the thumbnail image for this video, I believe so. Look at how broey they are. Ricky’s like “Hey Zach are we gonna be bros forever?” and Zach is all exasperated like “Yeah man of course we are gonna be bros forever that’s why we…