Anthony Bennett 14 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2014)

Those who expected an Anthony Bennett resurgence in Minnesota are sure to be disappointed. True, he hasn’t been as absolutely god-awful as he was in Cleveland. He’s taken the three-pointer out of his repertoire entirely, so his shooting numbers look a little bit better, but he’s still a former first pick, and just being “not…

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Donatas Motiejunas 16 Points/1 Skyhook Full Highlights (12/6/2014)

What post move doesn’t Donatas Motiejunas have in his arsenal? The last few games for him have been a clinic in the art of back-to-the-basket gamesmanship. Up-and-unders, he can do with ease, with either hand. He can do regular old hook shots as well, when the mood strikes him. I haven’t seen a good drop-step…

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Derrick Favors 21 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

I’m actually starting to worry about Jazz commentator Ron Boone. Half of the stuff that comes out of his mouth doesn’t make sense, and the other half, you can’t hear because he mumbles. Most of the time he doesn’t finish thoughts that he starts. It seems like “Booner” has favorable things to say about Derrick…

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DeMarre Carroll 18 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

OFFICIAL “DE”S OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. DeMarcus Cousins 2. DeMar DeRozan 3. DeAndre Jordan 4. DeMarre Carroll —-POWER GAP—- 5. DeJuan Blair 6. Dewayne Dedmon The above power rankings make it seem like DeMarre is a worse player than he actually is. He is a perfect glue guy for the Hawks system, being…

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Jabari Parker 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

The unforgiving madness of “Bradley Center Bratwurst Barbarity” continued without end. Naked except for his undies, Jabari Parker worked on the sixth of ten uncooked bratwurst sausages which he was supposed to consume. He was fairly certain that he would not win this contest; Giannis had already finished the brats, and was on the second…

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Kendall Marshall Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

The Milwaukee Bucks rotation is super crowded this year. Unlike most teams, the starters are about as good as the bench, in fact almost the entire roster 1-13 is roughly equal in quality. That means that there are some peeps who should probably be getting minutes but aren’t. Kendall Marshall is one of those peeps….

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Dennis Schröder 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

Things are really looking up for Dënniß ßchrööder. He’s starting to get a little love from the national media after this string of good games. He is now in the good company of Giannis and Gobert as young players who have fawning articles written about them by Grantland. There are a few things he needs…

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Robert Covington 21 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

Robert Covington is currently suffering from “Gerald Henderson Syndrome”. I have no idea if he’s actually good or not, because the team he plays on is so putrid. We can only find out his true skill level once the 76ers get better or he goes to a different team. I know he was on a…

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Rodney Hood 15 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

The obvious question that I have about Rodney Hood is, did he actually grow up in the hood? I exerted my google-fu to its maximum limits and found out a few things: Hood is from Meridian, Mississippi. Prior to my looking it up, all I know about Meridian was that it was an okay-sized city…

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Shabazz Muhammad 20 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

Just last game, Shabazz “Bozzy” Muhammad took a significant step forward in his development as an NBA player. It happened right before my eyes, and it astounded me. I don’t doubt that Man Tears were shed in the Target Center as it occurred. Shabazz made a contested, long two-pointer. This is the first phase of…

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