Kevin Martin 37 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

Does YouTube not realize how time-sensitive these NBA highlight vids are? I can’t wait around for hours waiting for these things to “process”, a term I take to mean “endure the hell of YouTube’s byzantine application architecture”. God damn it. Every minute these things aren’t up means tons of disappointed people not able to watch…

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Nikola Mirotic 25 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

It took a whole bunch of injuries to almost all of the Chicago Bulls’ roster, but Nikola Mirotic is finally getting decent playing time. What took so long? Tom Thibodeau might be a good coach, but his minute allotment is just crazy, and when he gets fired it will be understandable. Niko has taken it…

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Marcus Smart 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

How am I supposed to write a description when Hawks-Warriors is going on RIGHT NOW? Dammit. Fine. Marcus Smart is a basketball player. A good one. Despite his volcanic complexion, he has shown himself to be capable of taking shots with the basketball, as well as passing the basketball so that others may attempt shots….

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2015)

“You made it, Giannis. I’ve been expecting you.” Giannis narrowed his eyes, trying in vain to make out any detail of the speaker. After so long in the dimly-lit corridors of the temple, his vision was dazzled by the purity of the bright white light. The man (god?) walked closer, but the chamber he resided…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 24 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2015)

Someone on the Pistons’ coaching staff must have told the players that it is okay to take pull-up three pointers in transition. At first I thought it was just Spencer Dinwiddie being a rookie and Brandon Jennings being Brandon Jennings. But now I’ve noticed Kentavious Caldwell-Pope doing it as well. This seems to be an…

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Langston Galloway Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2015)

Future of the franchise Langston Galloway scoring a career high the same game the normally awful Knicks defeat the defending champions? This must be the greatest night for Knicks fans since Willis Reed hit that shot and everyone got all excited for some reason. Langston was a nice surprise when he got called up from…

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Donatas Motiejunas 23 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2015)

Donatas “D-Molition Derby” Motiejunas is leading the league in made hook shots this year. Kind of a surprise, but also kind of not, because once you think about it, there is no one else in the league who shoots them at the volume he does (except Vucevic, who is slightly worse at converting them). Do…

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Chase Budinger 18 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

In a description just ten days ago I penned these words: “If I don’t get five Timberwolves fans in the comments section saying “Thanks Mr. DownToBuck” for my selfless devotion to their team, I am officially not going to make any more Timberwolves highlights ever again, forever. […] Even if Chase Budinger scores 18 with…

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Omri Casspi 16 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

Do the Kings commentators never shut up about “confidence”? They say that word whenever Nik Stauskas makes a shot, and now they say it whenever Omri Casspi hits a three. Is it a rule that every time a role-player hits a jumpshot, it builds their confidence? Omri’s been hitting threes for his whole NBA career….

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Nerlens Noel 18 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

There’s a new Star Wars movie coming out, apparently. Like they haven’t finished crapping on the legacy of the first trilogy, am I right? I bring it up because they definitely should have found a role for Nerlens Noel to play. With all the great NBA players dabbling in acting, I feel that Nerlens, with…

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