Royce O’Neale 18 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2019)

History repeats itself, this time in such a similar fashion that I am legitimately very concerned that I might be living in a sort of “Groundhog Day” repeating timeline that is inescapable. Am I cursed to see Royce O’Neale step up in elimination games against the Rockets for all time? Remember, “all time” is a…

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Royce O’Neale 17 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2019)

True NBA role-player historians will remember the unlikely hero for the Jazz in last year’s series against the Rockets: Royce O’Neale, who scored 17 points on two seperate occasions, stepping up and leading his team on offense in game 3 while everyone else sucked, and again in game 5, again taking a leading role with…

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Royce O’Neale 17 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

Before you ask me, the answer is “no”. I do not know why the video feed for this game was so screwed up. Every few seconds there’s this huge jagged line of mangled pixels running across the whole screen, getting in the way of the hot Royce O’Neale action that you willingly signed up for….

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Royce O’Neale 17 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)

Royce “Shaqueale” O’Neale, after this four-for-four performance, is now shooting 43 percent from three this season. Let’s ignore the fact that he got totally snubbed for three-point shootout (NBA always dicking small-market teams, SMH) and instead try to be positive. Positivity incoming: -43 percent is really good -He acts as a nice complementary guard to…

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Royce O’Neale 16 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2019)

It’s no coincidence that the Jazz have won all their games since Royce “Shaqueale” O’Neale was inserted into the starting lineup. Actually, I’m pretty sure it is a coincidence, because there’s no way that O’Neale, with his sporadic scoring and general wallflower-ness, is impacting the game in such a large fashion that he is causing…

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Royce O’Neale 17 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

Royce “John Salmons 2.0” O’Neale had two games of this caliber in the playoffs last year. All the way back in early May, if you can remember back that far. He was even the leading scorer for the Jazz in one of them (the Jazz did not win that game against the Rockets). Those were…

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Royce O’Neale 17 Points Full Highlights (5/8/2018)

It’s cool when teams just pick rando dudes off the top of the scrap heap of undrafted/Europe-bound players and they turn out to be valuable role-players right out of the gate. In case you missed it, Royce “John Salmons 2.0 with defense” O’Neale is one of those guys, and he just led the Jazz in…

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Royce O’Neale 17 Points Full Highlights (5/4/2018)

Royce O’Neale was the high-scorer for the Jazz in game 3, which is pretty nuts for an undrafted rookie who only started four games in the regular season. How did the rest of the Jazz starting lineup fare? Poopy Gobitch: 6-of-8, 12 points (that’s not so bad actually) DoNotROTY Bitchell: 4-of-16, 10 points Woe Dingleberries:…

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Royce O’Neale 19 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)

Royce “Shaquilee” O’Neale competently manned the starting shooting guard spot last night as Donovan Mitchell got moved fully to the point guard role. That’s great. I love it when rookies play unexpectedly large roles for their team, especially when the rookie is undrafted. The only problem is, Alec Burks is getting completely marginalized. Burks played…

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Royce O’Neale 13 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

If there’s one lesson that I’ve recently learned, it’s that I shouldn’t avoid making a highlight video for a player just because they had a significantly better performance the game before. In this case, Royce O’Neale scored eighteen points a game ago, by far his best game as a pro, and those eighteen points make…

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