Whenever I see Ersan Ilyasova play, my mind is filled with questions: “Has this guy ever been outside? Why does he look like he fell into a vat of off-white paint? Is he a mole-person? Is that why his real name is Arsen Ilyasov?” The jury’s still out on the mole-person thing, but one thing…
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Derrick Favors 19 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2012)
The Utah Jazz are currently in possession of two third-overall picks in Enes Kanter and Derrick Favors. You would think one of those two would be good enough to start. But nope, they both are busts. Actually, “bust” is a hurtful word. From now on I’ll just say that they “don’t live up to expectations”….
Read MoreTy Lawson 29 Points/6 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/18/2013)
Pick a random NBA player who’s not Ty Lawson. Go ahead, just pick one. You’ve got one? Good. Okay, so has your chosen NBA player made 10 three-pointers in an officially-sanctioned NBA game? What’s that? He hasn’t? You suck at this. You should have picked Ty Lawson you dummy! (Apologies if you picked Mario Chalmers)…
Read MoreOmer Asik Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2013)
Omer Asik isn’t exactly known for his scoring prowess. He’s really more of a “stand around and suck up all the rebounds” kind of guy. A center version of Reggie Evans, if you will. But against the Pacers he terrorizes their weak interior defense and scores 22 points, good for a career high. Though I…
Read MorePaul George 31 Points (7 Threes) Full Highlights (1/18/2012)
I’m hosting a party. I won’t bother to tell you the date or time, because you, dear viewer, are not invited. “But DownToBuck, I love parties! Why am I not invited?” Patience, my friend. You didn’t let me finish. As I was about to say, this party is what I call a “Three Party”, and…
Read MoreLarry Sanders Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2013)
While not leaving his puppies outside in the cold Milwaukee winter without food or shelter, Larry Sanders enjoys dominating people on the basketball court. His preferred method is to swat their shots out of bounds, but he is not afraid to dunk on their faces if the opportunity presents itself. He does more of the…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 19 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2013)
“He throws. The Hammah. Dowwwn!” -Austin Carr, any time anyone dunks ever This being a Tristan Thompson video, you can expect that he will say it at least three or four times. And you would be right. What an annoying idiot. But don’t let the substandard commentating diminish your enjoyment of Thompson’s breakout game against…
Read MoreBradley Beal 26 Points (Six Threes) Full Highlights (1/16/2013)
Bradley “Madley In Love” Beal started off the season as pretty much just a horrible chucker, but he has redeemed himself in the past few games by actually making more shots than he misses. This has resulted in the Wizards winning a few games. None of this means anything to Bradley. The only shot he…
Read MoreJeff Teague Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2013)
Jeff Teague. Twenty-Eight Points. Career High. Jeff Teague. Smokin’ the Joints. Career High. All he ever wanted. Was to hear his momma say. My baby Jeff. Score 28 in the NBA. Jeff Teague. Twenty-Eight Points. Career High. Jeff Teague. Smokin’ the Joints. Career High.
Read MoreGreivis Vasquez 23 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2013)
Suggested tags: Basketball Kobe Bryant James Lakers How does YouTube know? This is some seriously spooky stuff. All I typed in was the title of the video, and it already knows that it’s basketball related. Does it know that Greivis Vasquez is a basketball player? Is it dynamically analyzing the content of the video as…
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