March 2013 – Page 4

Darius Miller Career High 16 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2013)

Darius “D-Mill” Miller can be summed up in one word. Basketball player. Okay, two words, but you get the idea. D-Mill is a basketball player. That’s what he does. How does he compare to other basketball players with the last name Miller? Mike Miller: Way better than D-Mill, but is old and stricken with back…

Ryan Anderson 23 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2013)

Stephen Curry is the best three-point shooter in the league. But who’s in second place? Since this is a Ryan Anderson video, we’re going with Ryan Anderson on this one. Not only does his range extend two feet beyond the arc, but he can shoot it in the face of any defender. When he gets…

Arnett Moultrie Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2013)

“Yo ‘Nett wanna go bowling?” “Drew, man, I don’t know if that’s a good idea. You can barely walk and remember what happened last time? I still hear your screams when I try to sleep.” “Fine I’ll just ask Royal he’s always down for some tenpin action.” “Just don’t let Collins find out he’s already…

Brian Roberts 13 Points/Career High 18 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2013)

This is a crazy performance. It’s right up there with Dalembert’s 35 points for the most unexpected, out-of-the-blue statline of the year. How does this even happen? And it’s not like the scorekeepers were preparing some nice delicious home-cooking. All of the assists were legit except for the penultimate one on the Miller layup. It…

Orlando Johnson Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2013)

Is Orlando Johnson any good? I solicited an opinion from his mother, who had this to say: “Oh, my boy Orlando, he’s such a good boy. I’m so proud of him, he’s done us all well. It’s all due to God’s will that he was blessed with this opportunity. I just wish he’d come visit…

Lavoy Allen Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2013)

The 76ers have had a very disappointing season. Granted, when you replace Andrew Bynum with a motley crew of Spencer Hawes (soft), Lavoy Allen (fat), and Arnett Moultrie (just straight up not any good), you expect a dip in wins. But I don’t know if Bynum’s mangled knees are entirely to blame. They’re just so…

Dorell Wright 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2013)

“Yo Dorell, remember when you totally choked at the three-point contest?” “Shut up Andrew, you ain’t even playing.” “That was a nice three Dorell. Too bad you couldn’t make any of them during the contest, haha!” “Lavoy, shut your stupid scrub mouth.” Those are just some of the interactions which D-Wright has to deal with…

Enes Kanter 17 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2013)

The Turks really need to work on developing their guards better. It seems every Turkish player in the NBA is a center or power forward. What’s up with that? Is every adult male 6′ 9” over there? Or do the tall players get too much scout and trainer attention, leaving the guards to languish? It’s…

Mike James 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2013)

Mike James is old. Very old. I did not really realize how old he was. 37. Man. That is old. Which makes it all the more surprising that he has, after bouncing around for his entire career, found a starting job with the Mavericks. I don’t get how, considering he has no upside. He must…

Willie Green 15 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2013)

I remember liking Willie Green a lot last year when he was with the Hawks. But now it seems that he’s fallen off the Earth. I know he was starting for a while, but it never seemed like he put up any stats or anything. And recently he hasn’t gotten to play at all. And…