PJ “Pajamas” Tucker can be summed up in one word: who? The Suns are one of the least exciting teams in the league, and Tucker is probably one of the least exciting players, because if you’re not scoring a lot of points, dunking it a lot, or violently rejecting a bunch of shots, your game…
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Gary Neal 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
Gary Neal was chillaxing on the couch, wearing his comfy PJ’s and watching some Price is Right, when his phone rang. He dug it out of his pocket and, without a glance at the incoming number, answered, “Sup. This is Gary.” He almost dropped the phone when the responding voice came not from the phone,…
Read MorePatty Mills 23 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
Patty “No this is Patrick” Mills has proven that he can be a good scorer off the bench. So why doesn’t he get any minutes at all under Popovich? Is it because he’s a total chucker? Probably. Here against the Warriors, Patty watched Stephen Curry drain three after contested three. He thought to himself “I…
Read MoreGreg Monroe 27 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
The Pistons should trade Greg Monroe. They have Andre Drummond, and there isn’t really a reason to have two great centers on the same team. Unless you think one of them can play PF. There are lots of teams who need a good center, so they should be able to get a pretty good return…
Read MoreTyshawn Taylor Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
Tyshawn Taylor has not a had very productive NBA career so far. Which kind of sucks for him. Think about all the work he’s done over the years, endless hours of practicing and training, all his mind focused on one singular goal. He’s finally made it to the NBA, and now he gets to sit…
Read MoreGerald Henderson 27 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
The battle raged for hours. The heroic Pictish forces of Fortriu, summoned quickly after the dragon had made its first appearance, were having no luck in piercing through its heavily-scaled body, and hope was diminishing rapidly. King Hendo surveiled the situation from his place upon his throne of gold. His loyal army, while brave and…
Read MoreChris Copeland Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
Tonight was a weird night for the Knicks. They decided to rest many of their players, which makes sense. But for some reason they decided to start Chris Copeland as the center. They just signed Solomon Jones basically for that reason, and they didn’t even play him. Luckily for Copeland, the opposing center Bismack Biyombo…
Read MoreSteve Novak 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
Steve Novak has seen a diminished role this year with the Knicks. Why? Because teams have game-planned for him now. Just don’t let him shoot threes. He’s pretty much worthless if he can’t do that. More and more often his man is sticking to him like glue. But if you do happen to leave him…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
“Cryostation 3. This is Shengelia at cryostation 2.Come in cryostation 3.” “This is Teletovic at cryostation 3. What seems to be the problem?” “We’ve had an accident with one of the cryo-chambers. I say accident, but the evidence indicates malicious intent.” “Well, what went wrong?” “One of the cryo-chambers was found broken and leaking. It…
Read MoreJames Jones 14 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
James Jones is an enigma. He has shown the ability to be a bigtime play-maker. But a series of high-profile drops has led to confidence issues. His team needs someone who they can rely on in high-pressure playoff situations. Another question is, is he only good because of the dude feeding him the ball? Aaron…
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