April 2013 – Page 2

Al Horford 26 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/27/2013)

Al Horford is one of the more underrated players in the league. He put up 17 and 10 this season and no one even cared. Well, maybe you did. That does not disprove my point. Once Josh Smith leaves for Milwaukee or Dallas or wherever the Hawks will be Horford’s team. He’s gonna put up…

Nate Robinson 34 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2013)

We all are contented with how our respective days went, considering we got to watch one of the greatest games of the season, between the Bulls and Nets, play out before our eyes. Except for you. Your girlfriend dragged you to another crappy art film followed by a late lunch at a pretentious vegan hippie…

DeJuan Blair 13 Points Full Highlights (4/26/2013)

Check out the horrible non-assist at 0:29. And then check out the one right after that. I’m livid right now. I can barely type out this description filled as my eyes are with searing red hate. DeJuan Blair’s trade value has been artificially increased due to these blatant book-cookings. A rival GM will look at…

Andrew Goudelock Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (4/26/2013)

I’m not going to sit here and pretend that the Lakers going up in flames doesn’t make me ridiculously happy. It does. But I also appreciate the fact that, with the Lakers’ injury list being longer than most of my descriptions, there are some scrubs on the Lakers that now get a chance to show…

Darius Morris Career High 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/26/2013)

Darius ran frantically through the twisting halls of the Staples Center, searching in vain for his favorite teammate. “Kobe! Kobe Bryant! Where are you, man?” He paused and looked inside a trash receptacle. Not finding Kobe within, he got on his hands and knees and looked under a nearby bench. “Damn, he’s not here either!…

Carlos Boozer 22 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/25/2013)

Carlos “Booze Cruise” Boozer seems to be a good player, if you just look at his stats. 22 points! 16 rebounds! Holy buckets! However, Bulls fans hate his guts. How could a player who averages 16 and 10 be an object of such deep consternation? I took to the internet to find out. Below are…

Kawhi Leonard 16 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2013)

I lied. These aren’t full highlights. The first shot that Leonard made is missing. Damn Rockets game got in the way. I know I’ve made a lot of mistakes, and I’m just here to say that this is the last one. The time of inverity and deception has ended. DownToBuck will try very hard from…

Gerald Green 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/24/2013)

Oh man. I had to break into some dude’s house to upload these Gerald Green highlights, given my current, um, unfavorable circumstances. Apparently people still do the “house key under the doormat” thing. Anyway, let me tell you, his dog would not shut up. Barking nonstop. I was getting pretty antsy, paranoid about it alerting…

Patrick Beverley 16 Points/12 Rebounds/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/24/2013)

Patrick Beverley. I know you’re reading this, you know you’re reading this, let’s get that out of the way early. DownToBuck is running a little low on funds and he needs some help from his friends in the NBA. You’re my friend, right, Patrick? Yeah. We’re bros. Just float me a few thousand bucks and…

Serge Ibaka 12 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (4/24/2013)

Remember when people were debating whether the Thunder should keep Harden or Ibaka? Yeah, those were good times. But the debates were ended when Harden was unceremoniously traded to the Rockets. Was it the right move? I think it probably was. Harden is definitely really good, but he was also prohibitevly expensive and takes up…