Greg Stiemsma 12 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2014)

Greg Stiemsma: most worthless dude in the NBA? Probably not, but close. The Pelicans were forced to start him early in the season because he’s a true center. Then they decided that Anthony Davis could play center. And now they’re seemingly content with starting frickin’ Alexis Ajinca. That dude is so good that Basketball-Reference was…

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Timofey Mozgov 16 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/3/2014)

“Evan, why you look sad? We won game!” Evan looked up at his hulking Russian teammate and sighed. “It’s just, I heard Andre talking about how he’s going to treat his woman to a night on the town, and it reminded me that I do not have a girl to call my own.” Confused, Timofey…

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Shawn Marion 20 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2014)

Out of all the Mavericks players, Shawn Marion seems to be most excited in those lame parody videos that the Mavs media team is always cooking up. You can tell Dirk’s just annoyed, but Shawn’s always giving it his all. I admire that. It takes a lot of cojones to throw your pride out the…

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Patrick Patterson 18 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2014)

Patrick “Tupat” Patterson is one of those players who just gets thrown in with deals. A trade sweetener. For good reason. He can shoot mid-range jumpers, and sometimes threes, at a pretty consistent rate. That right there is enough for him to stick in the league forever. Any team would want him, but he’s not…

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Pero Antic Career High 16 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/3/2014)

So apparently Greeks don’t like Macedonians? I only ask because on the NBA’s highlight of Pero Antic being clutch there were some Greeks using the term “Monkey-donians”. I guess a few bigots have to ruin it for everybody. They’re just jealous, anyway, that Macedonia actually has a native-born player in the NBA. All the Greeks…

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