Zaza Pachulia stared disbelievingly at the stopwatch in his hand. “Damn, Miro has 15 minutes to go and he’s already on the snowman portion of the contest.” Miroslav Raduljica trundled through the snow in front of the Bradley Center, clad in nothing but boxer shorts, assembling a three-tiered snowman as quickly as he could. The…
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Ronny Turiaf 14 Points/4 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/27/2014)
OFFICIAL SMELLIEST PLAYERS IN THE NBA ACCORDING TO AMAR’E POWER RANKINGS: 1: Ronny Turiaf 2: Boris Diaw I don’t really think that’s fair though. Every NBA player smells bad after a game. As an inside reporter who spends his fair share of time hidden in NBA locker rooms, I’d have to say that the stench…
Read MoreGerald Green 30 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/27/2014)
This highlight package is a prefect representation of the current abilities of Gerald Green; threes, dunks, and the occasional swaggy midrange fader. The only problem with this it is the distinct lack of windmill dunks, but he makes up for it with a sick block on MCW. But don’t read too much into it. The…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 20 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2014)
Jonas Valanciunas sat in front of his glowing TV in the otherwise darkened studio apartment. Arrayed on the table in front of him were a myriad of snack items: cheez doodlez, nacho chips with assorted dips, and an untouched assortment of traditional Lithuanian baked goods courtesy of his mother. The only evidence that they had…
Read MoreDennis Schroeder 10 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2014)
Another highlight maker’s quandary: how to spell foreign names? The NBA lists him as Schroder, which is totally wrong. Totally wrong. I refuse to use such a blatant misspelling. His jersey has the umlaut over the O, I think. That is correct. But this is America. We don’t use diacritical marks. Because of freedom. My…
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