Mirza Is Really Zealous, And Takes Every Long, Enjoyable, Three-pointer. Onward! Victory Is Certain.
Read MoreMonth: January 2014
Omri Casspi 15 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2014)
One of these days Omri Casspi is gonna go off for like 30 points. Even 20 would be cool. Just park him on the three point line and tell him to chuck like crazy. Harden gets to do it. Why not Casspi? And why start Donatas when you can start Casspi, who is better and…
Read MoreDeAndre Jordan 16 Points/7 Dunks/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/20/2014)
DeAndre Jordan is proving NBA haters wrong. It is, in fact, possible to succeed in the NBA simply by being really tall and really athletic. Fundamentals don’t exist in DeAndre’s world. Free Throws? Nah. Just run and jump and flail your arms. The recipe for NBA success. I’m not hating or anything. He’s a fun…
Read MoreMarcin Gortat 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/20/2014)
Martell Webster, seated next to Marcin on the bench, decided it would be a good time to bring up his plans. “Yo Marcin, I know it’s your birthday today, so me and the guys thought we would take you out to a strip joint for some partyin’.” Marcin smiled happily. He hadn’t expected anybody to…
Read MoreD.J. Augustin 27 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2014)
DJ Augustin was recently waived by the Toronto Raptors. And for good reason too, as he was totally sucking. He didn’t get much of a chance, but how many chances does one deserve when one screws them all up? But now he gets to start for an injury-ravaged Bulls team who desperately needed a point…
Read MorePero Antic Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2014)
Pero Antic walked up to the Hawk’s practice facility on the first day of training camp, eager to make a good impression. He opened the door, and walked towards the gym, encountering Jeff Teague. He smiled warmly and extended his hand. “Hi, I’m Pero Antic, your new teammate.” Jeff smiled and shook the offered hand….
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 11 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (1/19/2014)
Giannis Antetokounmpo shows something different every game. Sometimes it’s his passing, or his athletic ability, his rebounding, or, in this game, his outside shooting. Imagine how good he’d be if he could put those things together in a single game! He might then be close to the hype that is being heaped on him. Every…
Read MoreNando De Colo 13 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (1/19/2014)
Nando De Colo is the next Manu Ginobili. I only say this because he plays for the Spurs, and the Spurs turn every weird-looking foreigner into a good player. We actually don’t have a good idea of how good Nando is, since he never gets to play, but it’s safe to say that he will…
Read MorePatrick Patterson 17 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2014)
“Hey Internet, This is my first blog post ever. I don’t really know what I’m going to write, but I promise it will be interesting. Toronto weather is pretty crummy this time of year so there’s not much else to do other than compose lengthy dissertations on topics that interest me. LOL I promise it…
Read MoreAnthony Randolph 19 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2014)
Anthony Randolph is in the doghouse. Again. For all this guy’s potential, he simply can’t find a team that will play him regular minutes. Every time he gets traded, that team’s fanbase thinks that they will be the ones to unlock his gifts and turn him into a good player. And every time they are…
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