OFFICIAL FAT NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS: (ranked by how good they are at basketball, not how fat they are) 1. Carmelo Anthony 2. Zach Randolph 3. Marcus Thornton 4. Jared Sullinger 5. O.J. Mayo 6. Glen Davis 7. Jared Dudley 8. Raymond Felton 9. Miroslav Raduljica 10. Hedo Turkoglu 11. Anthony Bennet Honorable Mention goes…
Read MoreDay: March 1, 2014
Terrence Jones 22 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (3/1/2014)
In this game, Terrence Jones’ first four made baskets were all dunks. I admit that I started getting my hopes up after the third one, thinking that maybe he dunked every one of his ten made field goals. Such an occurrence would have made me whole and completed my life. Ten made baskets, all dunks,…
Read MoreZach Randolph 23 Points/14 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/1/2014)
Pulling up to the Krispy Kreme drive-through, Zach Randolph knew exactly what his order would be: “A dozen dozens of your original glazed, please.” Proceeding to the pickup window, Zach made it clear to the disinterested worker that the donuts were not all for himself – they were in fact for him and his teammates….
Read MoreTrevor Ariza Career High 40 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/1/2014)
God Dammit Ariza! Stop toying with my emotions! I saw your first quarter stats. I saw the 6 threes. Call me a fool, but I thought this time might be different. I thought, perhaps wishfully, that you would tie or possible even break the record for most threes made in a game. You and I…
Read MoreOmri Casspi 16 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2014)
Omri “The Omriscient One” Casspi did not have the greatest month of February ever. In a month where 5 players averaged 30 or above, Casspi averaged around 4. (I say around because my new keyboard has no calculator button and I can’t be arsed to dick around in the start menu to find the actual…
Read MoreGreg Oden 8 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/1/2014)
Am I the only one who can barely stand watching the Heat? But not because of the usual reasons why I can’t stand the Heat, like their football-snap opening or their dumb video-bombing. Or Dwyane Wade. But because I know, one day, I’ll be watching as Oden skies for a rebound and comes crashing down…
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