My rap career is proceeding apace. I just wrote this gem for Draymond Green (original content do not steal):
“Chillin’, just a rookie in the league
Shooting twenty percent from trey
If you like to look at men’s dongs
It’s an indication that you’re gay
Working hard to up his game
PER no longer at seven-point-one
Defense and hustle are his specialties
But he sucks at scoring, so what’s the fun?
Draymond Green
Spendin’ tha green
Draymond Green
Smokin’ tha green
Raised on the mean streets of Saginaw
Where he became a disciple of the ball
Not as gangster as, say, Detroit
Or Flint or even Lansing, oh well
Taking ill-advised jumpers, defenders swarming
Scoring a career high eighteen points
How he celebrate after a loss to a horrible team?
Smokin’ a bit, getting high on eighteen joints
Draymond Green
Spendin’ tha green
Draymond Green
Smokin’ tha green”