Xavier Henry was a cool redemption story early in the season, wowing Lakers fans with a reckless driving attack and murderous dunks (R.I.P. Jeff Withey). But then he got injured and the world forgot about him again. Until now. Behold as Xavier scores 24 points on a mere 22 shots! Witness as well the sick…
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Roy Hibbert 20 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2014)
Am I the only one who takes joy in the Pacers’ recent struggles? I don’t like it when teams do well. I would rather they suck so that I can make fun of them. Then, when it turns out that they were just in a slump, I can pretend that I never wrote any of…
Read MoreShawn Marion 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2014)
I never watched The Matrix, because I’m always too busy making highlights, but allegedly, that movie portrays reality as nothing but an illusion that we are all plugged into. Then you can either take the blue pill to remain blissfully ignorant, or the red pill, which will rip away the curtain to reveal the ugly…
Read MoreAl-Farouq Aminu 19 Points/10 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/19/2014)
Al-Farouq Aminu was on his way to the locker room when a voice issued forth from a dumpster. “Psst, Al-Farouq! Get in here!” Startled, Al-Farouq looked into the bin to find Anthony Davis huddled in the bottom. “Man, I don’t know if we’re both going to fit in there. You look kinda cramped already,” Al-Farouq…
Read MoreTobias Harris 23 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2014)
I’m excited. Not because Tobias Harris just scored 23 points, though that is reasonably exciting occurrence. But because I have now received actual visual evidence of Dewayne Dedmon’s existence in the NBA. And man, let me tell you, he looks damn good. Dunks it every time he touches the ball. I can tell you guys…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/19/2014)
Rajon Rondo has returned, and his pure point guard play has almost erased the pain of the “Avery Bradley at point” era of the Celtics. Was it the worst era in the history of this storied franchise? Probs. Avery Bradley can now return to what he does best: playing defense and shooting tons of bad…
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