If you made a big list of all the free-agent signings this off-season, and sorted it by how successful each player was, OJ Mayo would surely be at the bottom. However, if you sorted said list by how fat each player was, OJ Mayo would be at the top! So it averages out. All good….
Read MoreDay: March 23, 2014
Chris Wright 9 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/23/2014)
With this performance, Chris Wright’s 10-day contract comes due, and his time in the league comes to end. Fare thee well, Chris. We will always remember your 57% field goal percentage, your 19.1 PER, and your .202 win shares per 48. It is truly a crime that the Bucks’ best player since Ray Allen is…
Read MoreKyle O’Quinn 14 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2014)
Blearily opening his eyes, a six-year-old Kyle O’Quinn squinted at the bright sunlight shining in his face, wishing he could go back to sleep. Then, he remembered the significance of this morning, and all traces of fatigue vanished from his body. He hopped out of bed and, not bothering to change out of his bright-green…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker 19 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2014)
P.J. “Pajamas” Tucker might be one of the least-heralded starters in the NBA. He brings the hustle every night and shoots over 40% from three, but there’s no hype for him. Some possible reasons for this unfortunate state of affairs: -His head is round-looking -He is old (28) and probably won’t improve much past this…
Read MoreMarcus Thornton 20 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2014)
Mirza Teletovic has exclusive rights to the nickname “MT3”. Which makes sense, I guess. He shoots threes. His initials are MT. But would it better to give that nickname to Marcus Thornton? He has the same attributes! I don’t which of them is the better player, but Mirza hasn’t been doing all that much lately…
Read MoreJan Vesely 10 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/23/2014)
Playing in the NBA must really suck. There are these things called “expectations” that follow you around your whole career and cause untold amounts of stress. Jan Vesely has plenty of these so-called “expectations”. These include “having skills other than athleticism”, “the ability to shoot free throws”, and “not being a gigantic bust”. Unfortunately he…
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