Here’s some statlines for you: Player A: 12 points on 3 of 11 shooting, 2 assists and 2 turnovers. Player B: 17 points on 6 of 10 shooting, 3 assists and 3 turnovers. One of these players have it all. The other is an injured, past his prime player. Can you figure out which is…
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Andre Drummond All 183 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
What is the point of dunking? Sure, there are plenty of obvious reasons: it scores points in an efficient manner, it looks impressive, and it is fun to do. But, as far as I know, nobody has ever looked deeper into the matter, to glean the societal and philosophical implications of the basketball shot known…
Read MoreKyle Korver 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (5/3/2014)
The Atlanta Hawks finally did the thing everyone has wanted to see for years: putting three-point shooters at every position and letting them chuck. It worked to an extent, since they did take the number-one seed to 7 games, but since said number-one seed was an ongoing and spectacular trainwreck, it’s undetermined if the strategy…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 20 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2014)
It was big news when it was revealed that J.J. Redick made his ex-girlfriend sign an abortion contract. However, in typical fashion, the lamestream media failed to get to the bottom of the story. Luckily for fans of basketball gossip, DownToBuck was on the case. I now present my findings; a sampling of some of…
Read MoreDraymond Green Career High 24 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (5/3/2014)
There are a lot of people out there (including me) who think Mark Jackson is a bad coach. He might still be. But we have to give credit where credit is due: his insertion of Draymond Green, AKA “Mr. 33% From the Field”, into the starting lineup was a good decision. The Blake Griffin-Draymond Green…
Read MoreDanny Green 17 Points Full Highlights (5/2/2014)
The way Danny Green started this game, I thought he was going to drop fifty. Imagine how badass that would have been. He would have instantly introduced his name into millions of American households. There would probably be no end to the amount of chicks he would bang. It would have been perfect redemption after…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 16 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (5/1/2014)
Reggie Jackson had a horrible start to this first-round series. 3 of 19 or something in the first three games. Of course, the thinking is that nothing anyone on that team does matters, except for Durant and Westbrook. And that idea is mainly correct. Then game 4 comes along, and Reggie is the unlikely hero,…
Read MoreLou Williams 16 Points Full Highlights (5/1/2014)
“Hey, Lou, what are you dressed up like that for?” Paul Millsap asked, looking his teammate up and down in disbelief. “Nobody looks like that going to the club.” Lou Williams, looking dapper in a navy-blue turtleneck, skinny black jeans, and tinted glasses, laughed airily. The small silver chain around his neck jangled. “I’m not…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 61 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Rookie Season Dunkilation)
If you ever wondered what Giannis Antetokounmpo looks like dunking the basketball, well, prepare for enlightenment. Every dunk from his rookie campaign, all 61 of them, is presented here in chronological order. No word in the English language, or any language for that matter, contained within its meaning enough power and elegance to adequately describe…
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