In a flash of brightest golden radiance, the great circle comes to a close. A season that started with Andrew Nicholson 18 Points Full Highlights now ends with a LeBron James Dunkilation. From scrub to superstar. From moon to sun. From death to life. At the completion of the cosmic cycle, a light has emerged…
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Dwight Howard All 195 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
Dwight Howard nervously sat in his car in the parking lot of McDonald’s store #59351. He tried to play it cool, but there was no need, really; it was an off hour and there was almost nobody in the parking lot or the restaurant. He would know, as he had been scoping out the place…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut All 91 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
Andrew Bogut’s impact on the game is so important that I could never do it justice. Instead, I’m going to hand it over to Bucks commentators Jim Paschke and Jon McGlocklin, who watched “The Thunder from Down Under” develop from a young first-overall pick who, laughably, sometimes played at power forward with Dan Gadzuric at…
Read MoreTerrence Ross All 25 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
Man. For all the dunking power contained within Terrence Ross’ loins, he only dunked it 25 times. That’s not very many. Andre Drummond had 25 in one game. Brittney Griner probably had more in her rookie WNBA season. Even if you put ME in the NBA, I would only dunk it 25 fewer times than…
Read MoreBen McLemore All 34 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
Ben McLemore walked into the community center with trepidation. He had never really been to a support group before, but his coach had convinced him it was a good idea. And the more Ben had pondered it, the more he agreed with his coach; the events of last season still bothered him more than one…
Read MoreJohn Wall All 43 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
It’s been a while since I made John Wall highlights. He is not truly outside the scope of this channel, since he is a young player and not quite a “superstar” yet, but a quick search for John Wall videos on my channel reveals only two results, both from the 2012-13 season. Maybe I just…
Read MoreChandler Parsons All 53 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
Jenny Smith of Houston, Texas was almost trembling with excitement. Since posting Chapter 3 of her Chandler Parsons/Jeremy Lin fanfiction on her LiveJournal, she had gotten a lot of attention from the community for her well-written, believable prose. But they clamored for more: a chapter containing true X-rated material. She began to type. ————————— Chandler…
Read MoreDeAndre Jordan All 245 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
“It’s been quiet around here lately,” commented Urgorx 77-Q, gazing out the expansive windows of the main deck with boredom. “Kronbub, are you sure that HQ hasn’t assigned as any more planets to initiate the sow/reap process on?” Kronbub 32-C, sitting at the controls of the spaceship, waved his anterior cilia to demonstrate similar levels…
Read MorePaul George All 69 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
If you don’t like spoilers, you probably should watch the video before reading the description. Snape kills Dumbledore. -SPOILER GAP- Paul George does a 360 windmill dunk in this video. A 360 windmill IN GAME. That is like levels of in-game dunking not seen since Vince Carter was on the Raptors. If Paul didn’t get…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 9 Points/1 Lost Championship Full Highlights (6/15/2015)
With the game over, the championship awarded, and the season having drawn to a close, the TV was snapped off. As the man sat in his living room, remembering with fondness all the great games he had watched and all the great players he had witnessed, things began to change. The walls disintegrated, the furniture…
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