I’ve been waiting patiently (ever so patiently) for Nik Stauskas to have a good game so I could make highlights. I’m done waiting. I’m not sure he’s ever going to score in double figures so this performance will have to do. Nine points and a pair of blocks is plenty, and now I get to use my new, carefully crafted nickname for him: Nik Sucksass
As in “Nik Sucksass has really been sucking ass this year”.
Pretty good, right? I know, I know. Sometimes I surprise even myself with my creativity. Keep in mind that if you want to this nickname in blog posts, email correspondence, or just in conversation, you have to pay a royalty fee of 50 cents per use. Masterful wordplay like this isn’t cheap to make, you know.