J.J. Redick 20 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2014)

J.J. Redick: the most jock-looking guy in the NBA, yeah or nah? I could see the “nah” side of things since his face also sort of looks like an N*SYNC audition reject. But he’s buff and tall, traits which none of the members of N*SYNC shared.

I mean, you could drop this guy in any high school in the world, and not even tell anybody that he was an NBA player, and he would immediately monopolize the chick situation. Even other jocks would be left out in the cold. J.J. would simply get all the ladies, and there would be no more ladies left for anybody else.

One could argue that Aron Baynes looks like a jock. That’s wrong. He looks like an Australian. Most of the other eligible players have baby faces, so they don’t count. To be a jock you have to have a rectangular head. J.J. fits the bill perfectly, so it is determined: J.J. Redick is the most jock-looking guy in the NBA.

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