I have a question for all you Pelicans fans out there:
Do you happen to know which esteemed brand is the official water of the Pelicans?
What do you mean you don’t know? This is an important thing to be aware of. How are you supposed to make informed decisions about water consumption if you don’t even know what kind of water Omer Asik is contractually obligated to drink at all times? Fine. I’ll tell you.
It’s Evamor. From their website:
“At evamor, we believe in a better water. As not all bottled waters are the same, we challenge you to rethink and redefine your choices when it comes to water. evamor is an alkaline artesian water, alive with minerals that neutralize acidity and balance the body and life.”
Man, I can’t believe they pay me to shill this stuff. Take a look at that wacko paragraph. “Alive with minerals that neutralize acidity” Give me a break.