The moniker “Spurs of the East” is tired and lame. Nobody wants to hear that lame stuff anymore. I have devised a new, bold moniker for the Hawks that perfectly encompasses the teamwork and ball movement that make up their system: “Hawksketball”.
Stop laughing. You’re stupid. This is a good idea, and when I start making money on all kinds of Hawksketball merchandise, we’ll see who’s laughing then. Here’s a hint: it’s not going to be you.
[Ed. Note: Kyle Korver has not stolen any of my girlfriends since the last video, since I have not gotten any new girlfriends since the last GF got stolen. So I win.]