Dënniß ßchrööder might actually win a ring this year as the Hawks’ backup PG. Deutschlanders will greet this occurrence with a shouted “Ja Voll!”, but the rest of us normal non-Nazi NBA fans will also be happy to see the Shredder win a ring for reasons wholly unrelated to nationalism. The only people in the world who would be unhappy with that outcome are 1.) fans of the Pelicans, the team that will lose to the Hawks in the finals and 2.) Shelvin Mack, who had the backup PG position in his grasp and let it slip away, much like I let the love of my life, Jennifer, slip away.
You know, I still have your picture in my wallet, Jennifer. The bracelet you gave me on our first anniversary, I wear it every day. You may have forgotten me, Jennifer, but I haven’t forgotten you.