Cleanthony Early 16 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/8/2015)

Cleanthony Early left his apartment in plenty of time to make it to practice. He had been late a few times recently due to the unpredictable whims of New York City traffic. However, today, all the green lights smiled at him, and sailed down streets which were significantly less crowded than usual. As he drove,…

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Hassan Whiteside 10 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/8/2015)

I have to wonder: when Hassan “Upside” Whiteside went to play in Lebanon, did he bother learning any Arabic at all? I have to imagine that his team provided him with a translator/guide of some sort, since he probably was the highest-profile player that the team had ever been able to sign. I’m guessing no….

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Langston Galloway 19 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/8/2015)

New NBA player, new nickname. I don’t really know much about Langston Galloway’s game that would aid in the creation of a moniker, so we’re just going to have to go with “Gallo” on this one. I like it! Has a nice ring to it. Unlike some of my prior creations, I don’t think this…

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Donatas Motiejunas 17 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2015)

Our greatest fears have been realized: Donatas Motiejunas has not been getting the touches he used to while Dwight was injured. Well, maybe not the greatest. Even greater was the fear that Josh Smith would come in, displace D-Mo’s starting spot, and take all but the most garbagy of minutes from him. Thank goodness that…

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Travis Wear 21 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2015)

Again, my hastiness to make highlights of end-of-bench players makes me look stupid. I just wanted to make Travis Wear vids, and I didn’t care how meager his point outputs were. 11 points? I doubted that he would score much more than that, ever, so up it went. Now look. 21 points? I guess I…

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Gerald Henderson 31 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2015)

Gerald Henderson: least respected playoff starter ever? No. Not even close. Why did I even ask? I don’t know. He sucked last year in the playoffs, so any disrespect thrown his way was probably earned, but there is no one who cares about Hendo enough to pay him any notice, much less diss him. Hendo…

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