Greg Monroe 22 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2015)

Last time I made a video which featured Greg Monroe scoring 22 points, he needed 22 shots to complete the feat. However, this time, he only needed sixteen! This is yet another confirmation of the “Josh Smith Effect”, where everybody gets 10x better at basketball once Josh Smith is no longer in close proximity. Will…

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Jared Sullinger 27 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2015)

“Now, Jared, I’m sure you know why I called you in for this one-on-one meeting,” said Celtics coach Brad Stevens. Jared sat, confused, across the desk from his coach. “Is it because I’m not getting enough rebounds? I’ll try harder, I promise.” Brad squeezed the bridge of his nose between his fingertips as if attempting…

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Jae Crowder Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2015)

Jae Crowder is perhaps best known as a player who is on Josh Smith’s list of ballers who he won’t respond to. Also he can play good defense while trying to blend in with the court on offense. Usually. Tonight something got into him, a primal desire to score more points than he ever had…

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Nikola Vucevic 33 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2015)

Doesn’t Nikola Vucevic look like he’d make the sickest pizza to you? I know he’s not Italian, but he just looks like he could assemble the dankest Chicago (or New York) style pie ever. Must be the hair thing he has going on, or maybe it’s my insatiable appetite for pepperonis. I’m struggling to continue…

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Donatas Motiejunas 18 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2015)

Hey Lithuanians! I don’t know if you noticed, but Jonas Valanciunas just scored 31 points, so you’d better watch that vid before you watch this one. D-Mo will be waiting for you when you get back. Pretty sweet, huh? They must put something in the water (other than mind-controlling fluoride) in Lithuania that makes its…

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Jonas Valanciunas Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2015)

Jonas Valanciunas had grown to like the sport of American football. He still did not understand the nuances of the game, or, for that matter, any but the most basic aspects of the game at all. That was okay with him. Sports weren’t about deep analysis and careful scrutiny. They were about having fun and…

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