It caught me totally off guard when this Brook Lopez-lookin’ dude splashed his first jumper. I thought he was a lot darker than he is. It turns out that I was thinking of Josh Powell. I don’t feel too bad about it, though, I mean, it’s too easy to get these no-minutes scrubs confused, even…
Read MoreDay: January 14, 2015
DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2015)
When I was watching this game, I was awestruck by DeMarre Carroll’s luscious dreads. I began to have feelings for them that I have not felt in some time. Honestly, I felt a rush that I had not felt since I first watched a George Clinton video at the age of six. Then, in comes…
Read MoreDeAndre Jordan 17 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/14/2015)
“Dear John Skipper, I know that you guys over at ESPN appreciate me and the team that I play for. How could you not, when our endless showcase of alley-oops and power-jams brings untold thousands of viewers to your various content offerings? Let’s be honest here: if me and Blake Griffin didn’t exist, ESPN would…
Read MoreMichael Carter-Williams 29 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2015)
You have to feel for Michael Carter-Williams. He has been forced into a role that is way too big for him, and he’s paying the price as his reputation plummets. The 76ers have no one else other than Wroten who can even pretend to dribble the ball, and with Wroten injured all the time Carter-Williams…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 27 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2015)
As Manu Ginobili enters the twilight of his career, we start to see more clearly the dichotomy that he has always had. Most of his career, his negatives (boneheaded turnovers and flopping) were negated by all the other things he did to affect the game. Manu still has games where he looks like his normal…
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