The Nets are really screwing around with Bojan “Bojangles” Bogdanovic. He got consistent minutes at the beginning of the season, but for a few games before this one he was barely seeing the court. There was even one game where his butt never ceased contact with the bench. I don’t know if it’s a coincidence,…
Read MoreDay: January 10, 2015
Nikola Vucevic Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2015)
Is there anything better than watching an offensively-gifted center go to work? Yes. There are a lot of things that are better. Winning the lottery, finding out Emma Watson secretly has a crush on you, getting into your dream college, putting on warm socks on a cold day, watching your favored team win the NBA…
Read MoreMatt Barnes 18 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2015)
You see that thumbnail? Where Matt Barnes looks disbelieving? That’s my face when I realized that Vucevic had 34 on fifteen made shots and neither GD nor Dawk Ins did highlights yet. Gotta run!
Read MoreGorgui Dieng 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/10/2015)
“Gorgui, man, I could use some of your African wisdom right about now.” Gorgui looked over to see Shabazz Muhammad wearing a very pleading expression on his face. “Last time I tell you story of how Moon and Sun Came to Dwell in the Sky, you make fun. Maybe if Shabazz did not dismiss Gorgui’s…
Read MoreQuincy Acy 18 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (1/10/2015)
I can’t even believe how bad the Knicks are. I thought they were bad to start the season but their current level of suck is off the charts. I would say that they didn’t even have a single NBA-average player on the floor last night. Not one. Calderon gets close, but he stank it up…
Read MorePatty Mills 19 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2015)
Patty Mills is injured last season, and the Spurs go on to win the championship. Patty Mills comes back, and the Spurs don’t look as unbeatable as before. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? That’s right! Taco party at DTB’s place! DownToBuck will provide the tacos, and you all will provide the ladies and booze!…
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins 18 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/10/2015)
What did I just watch? Andrew Wiggins didn’t even score 20 points tonight. Did he not know that he had a streak of several consecutive 20-point games, a streak that was vitally important to keep intact? How are we supposed to compare him to LeBron if he can’t even get seven straight 20-point games? This…
Read MoreZach LaVine 19 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2015)
Zach LaVine is going to be a good player. How can a dude with his athleticism and shooting stroke not be? Ben McLemore figured it out, and so can Zach. Just give him a little time. Time is one thing the Timberpups have a lot of. There is no pressure to win, and all their…
Read MoreAustin Daye 22 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2015)
Here’s an experTip for Austin Daye: eat some god damn brownies. Here’s another: if you’re gonna be in the league because of your shooting ability, make damn well sure you can actually shoot. And a third: find an all-you-can-eat buffet and live there forever. Austin Daye has surely disappointed even the most positive-thinking Spurs fans….
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 23 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2015)
“Forgot my shades.” Kelly Olynyk walked in to the storage room, grabbed his sunglasses, put them on, and walked out without another word. The members of Starcubism, minus their keyboardist, looked at each other. “Don’t tell me you expected that, Moonbeam.” Ferguson said agitatedly after briefly being buoyed by Kelly’s reappearance. Moonbeam wore a different…
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