Jared Sullinger is in possession of a donk that would make any trashy girl jealous, and probably a fair few non-trashy girls as well. You could transplant it onto a notoriously pancake-assed celebrity like Mila Kunis and she would instantly be the most sought-after actress in the business. I mean, if Jared’s rear end looks…
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Danilo Gallinari 22 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2015)
I offer to you now an exclusive look into my thought process for choosing who to do highlights for. – Who should I expertly compile highlights for? – Someone on the Nuggets had to have had a good game – Probably JaVale McGee – I love JaVale – What’s wrong with the Nuggets anyway? –…
Read MoreBen McLemore 18 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/3/2015)
“It’s his dubstep!” Rudy Gay had screamed. “He’s always tricking people into listening to it and it sucks!” Ben McLemore was occupying his usual place in the corner of the dungeon. His captor had relented and allowed the captives to be fed the most meager of rations; however, Ben’s moldy bread remained untouched. He could…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 26 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2015)
Fans of the “Threes and Layups” style of basketball that is all the rage these days may want to refrain from clicking on this video. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Avery Bradley channeled his inner 90’s chucker (you know who I’m talking about) and scored 26 points, mainly on pull-up midrange jumpers just inside…
Read MoreHollis Thompson Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2015)
Hollis “Hlay” Thompson was one of the success stories for the Philadelphia 76ers last leason. Success being defined as “not absolutely horrible all the time”. He shot the three well, and I, at least, saw shades of Wes Matthews. It’s not like I saw MJ or Kobe in him or anything, but it’s something. Sadly,…
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