Don’t even watch this video. Search for Jason Richardson dunk contest highlights instead. Believe me, they will provide much more enjoyment than this. This just makes me sad.
Read MoreDay: February 25, 2015
John Henson 21 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
You might expect John Henson to step into the role the Bucks have been grooming him for, now that Larry Sanders has chosen Kush over basketball. Not unreasonable to think that he could elevate his play and become the Bucks’ starting center of the future. It is not to be. Zaza Pachulia is not the…
Read MoreElijah Millsap 17 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
Elijah Millsap has begun the long, arduous journey of crawling out from the underneath the shadow of his more successful, higher-paid brother. The darkness which had seemed so impenetrable just a year ago is now brightening to a sort of dusky gray. Somewhere in the far distance, the sun shines, but Elijah has never experienced…
Read MoreQuincy Pondexter Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
Quincy “Q-Pon” Pondexter has returned to the city that first gave him a chance in the NBA, New Orleans. After a few years as a valued role-player in Memphis, he mysteriously began to suck a huge amount of ass this year, which prompted a trade to the Pelicans. Now, not only is he un-sucking himself,…
Read MoreDonatas Motiejunas 18 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
To the dismay of Lithuanians everywhere (but mostly in Lithuania), Terrence Jones has come back from his injury to displace Donatas Motiejunas from the starting lineup. However, to the delight of Lithuanians everywhere, Dwight Howard is still out, which means that Donuts still gets to start, albeit at center instead of power forward. So the…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
“What do you mean I am no longer the most popular French NBA center!?” Rudy yelled, slamming his fist on the desk in front of him. “I’m sorry, Monsieur Gobert, I’m sorry!” whimpered a small, rat-faced man. “Everybody in France still loves you, sir. Very much, sir,” he placated. “Remi, you will tell me who…
Read MoreWill Barton 22 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
Nothing surprises me anymore. I fully expect Will Barton to become the Nuggets’ main scoring threat to end the season, averaging between 15 and 20 a game. Why the hell not? Who else is gonna score the rock? Ty Lawson is too busy being drunk, and Danilo Gallinari is too busy tearing knee ligaments. Barton,…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 17 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
The Mavericks’ commentators brought up an interesting point: should Dënniß ßchrööder be considered for the Most Improved Player award? Short answer: No. Long Answer: No, because MIP shouldn’t ever be awarded to a second year player, since it is expected that many rookies will improve drastically, especially young ones with refined skill sets like ßchrööder….
Read MoreAndrea Bargnani 17 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
Andrea Bargnani’s failings as a Knick have been well documented, but for those who may not be aware of them, I will list some of them here: – Knicks gave up a laughable amount of stuff for him in a trade, so even though he already was kind of done fans had unrealistic expectations of…
Read MoreJonas Jerebko 20 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
Jonas Jerebko’s minutes for the Pistons have gone down steadily since his rookie year. That Achilles injury must have really done him in, since the normal progression for young players is to earn MORE minutes, not watch them slowly wither into nothing. Maybe a change of scenery is just what he needs. BREAKING NEWS UPDATE:…
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