You probably knew this already, but Trey “Treyburkulosis” Burke is a chucker of the highest order. It didn’t even hit me until just now. Despite being a very poor shooter, he is second on the Jazz in shot attempts. Now I understand why Jazz fans think he’s the worst player in the league. He is…
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Alexey Shved 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2015)
Alexey excitedly punched the familiar number into his phone and waited with a big smile as it rang. After much ringing, it was answered. “Hi Shabazz! This is Alexey!” he greeted to his best friend Shabazz Muhammad. “Oh hey man what’s up, you actually kinda got me at a bad time, I really can’t talk…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 16 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2015)
Dënniß ßchrööder must have been wearing his special lederhosen underneath his jersey, because he just rammed the entirety of his secret-recipe wienerschnitzel down the throats of the unresisting Miami Heat defenders. When they were done choking that down, he followed it up with a course of authentic spätzle, and for desert, a steaming pile of…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 22 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2015)
The Knicks have now won two games in a row, a happening that ranks way up there for most improbable this season. I honestly didn’t think they had more than a single win left in them. You’re watching this video, so you know how bad New York’s roster is. Just looking at it makes me…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2015)
If you asked me before the season started how many minutes of highlights Spencer Dinwiddie would produce this year, I would have said “Maybe 2 or 3, if I edit it right”. It just seemed like he would be the kind of guy to get stashed in the D-League for almost the entirety of his…
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins 25 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/28/2015)
What more is there to say about Andrew Wiggins? He’s certain to be ROY, yada yada, should have been in the dunk contest, blah blah, future All-Star, whatever. Every possible angle for anything written about him has already been covered. So instead, we turn to more pertinent matters: I just had the best damn cheeseburger…
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