Transcending Ions Mechanically, Hardaway Attains Rapid Deification, Ascending While Astral Yearning Juxtaposes Ritually .
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Corey Brewer 25 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2015)
This game proves without a doubt that Corey Brewer is a being synthesized out of pure hustle. After the previous night’s game where he scored 23 points and deposited fat loads of his hustle on every corner of the court, he came into this game with plenty of hustle left in his twiglike body and…
Read MoreJaMychal Green 13 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2015)
I knew it! I knew that when JaMychal Green scored 8 points back when he was the Spurs, that I should withhold highlights until he did a little better. What faith I had in him, that he would eventually reach double digits in scoring for an NBA team. My confidence pays off! 13 points is…
Read MoreRodney Hood 20 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2015)
From the streets of Meridian, a kid named Rodney Every time a ho sees him, she says “Pound Me” Do not gaze upon the form of a male nude Otherwise you’re definitely one homo dude He’s an NBA rookie for the Jazz But he hasn’t forgotten how to smoke the grass Probably already better than…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 19 Points/22 Rebounds/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/12/2015)
Rudy Gobert stepped out of the taxi. He walked up to the familiar entrance of the Wells Fargo Center in Salt Lake City. Instead of entering the building, however, he stood to the side and pressed his face against the edifice of stone and steel. It wasn’t as tall as some of his favorite skyscrapers,…
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