I live in constant fear of Ersan Ilyasova leaving the Bucks. There are no contingency plans in place for dealing with a post-Ilyasova future. Who would be my next mascot? Would I even have a mascot? Would I, in the throes of despair and misery, simply delete my whole channel and all videos contained therein?…
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Thomas Robinson Career High 16 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2015)
Recommended music pairing for this highlight video: “Almain”, composed by Thomas Robinson. This soothing lute tune brings one back to 16th century English countrysides, a perfect compliment to the modern Thomas Robinson devastating his former team. Link below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wwOo06MN1A In other news, man, is T-Rob a bust or what? 16 points as a high-water mark…
Read MoreAndre Iguodala 21 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2015)
Is there anyone around who still thinks the Warriors aren’t the favorites to win it all? They’re too good. And that’s with Andre Iguodala not even looking to score this year. If he does in the playoffs what he did in this game, it’s even more over than it was before. Andre’s jumper was cash…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 16 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2015)
Sometimes you want to write a funny description but your bowels just say “NO I AM IN DISTRESS”.
Read MoreC.J. McCollum Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2015)
I want to ask something. Are the Blazers being EXPOSED right now? Don’t give me any of that injury mumbo-jumbo. I’ve got a narrative that I’m building here and I’m seeing it through to the end. They’ve lost five in a row now. They’re relying on guys like C.J. McCollum to give them scoring. I…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 25 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2015)
I think it’s someone else’s turn to mindlessly chase triple-doubles on the Thunder. Westbrook has had enough for one season. Why not Enes Kanter? He can pass it now, apparently. There have been many theories proffered as to why he couldn’t do it in Utah, but that time of his life is over now, and…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 26 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2015)
Is it just me, or has Kenatvious Caldwell-Pope actually been playing kinda good lately? Remember, due to my nature as a highlight (not lowlight!) compiler I actually have inflated views of almost everyone in the league, so I could be totally wrong here. Maybe KCP still sucks. I don’t want to look at stats. Stats…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson Career High 30 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2015)
Why does the NBA always tempt me with Warriors games during my prime highlight making time? Don’t give me that whole time-zones sci-fi mumbo-jumbo. I just want to know why I must choose between delivering primo content and watching Curry splash a bunch of threes. In English, please. Jordan Clarkson scoring 30 is pretty cool,…
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