George Hill suffers from the dreaded “Wilson Chandler-itis”: the life-threatening condition of having no fans at all, no, not even one. The prognosis is not good: unless he gains a few people who would be interested in his autograph, or who consider him a favored basketball player, he will retire in total anonymity, his name…
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Joel Anthony 10 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2015)
There is a good reason for why I have never done Joel Anthony highlights up until this point: he had only scored in double figures seven times before tonight. His career high in points? 13. 10 points for him is like Kobe scoring 60, and you’d definitely watch highlights of that, so here we are….
Read MoreChandler Parsons 22 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
Chandler Parsons looked at the iPhone in his hand. The number had been entered, ready to be dialed. It was just the matter of pressing the button. A button that would rip open old wounds. He took a deep breath. It had to be done. Before he could reverse course, he jabbed his finger at…
Read MorePhil Pressey 10 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
If the Celtics don’t dress Phil Pressey up like a leprechaun for St. Patrick’s Day, I’m going to stop making highlights of Celtics players. The confluence of variables is just to perfect to pass up: 1. Phil Pressey is short like a leprechaun 2. Phil Pressey, who is short, plays for the Celtics 3. The…
Read MoreJustin Hamilton 17 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
What kind of video would this be if it didn’t show Justin Hamilton throwing down a nasty JHAM at least one time? It would be a very good one, that’s for sure. Fortunately for my viewership, J-Ham dunks on Mitch McGary so hard that McGary will be embedded into the hardwood for the rest of…
Read MoreRobert Covington 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
Robert Covington sat down next to his Cameroonian teammate. “Luc, we need to have a chat.” The look of alarm in Luc Richard Mbah a Moute’s face was not well-hidden. “Yeah, sure. What’s on your mind?” “You can’t keep giving bad sexual advice to these rookies, man. They don’t know any better. They trust you.”…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 24 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
Two men embraced next to gate B33 at the Denver International Airport. The taller one, dressed in a sombre black dress, had his mourning-veil adorned head in the other’s shoulder, sobbing heavily. The other man, wearing a bright purple suit with shoes to match, patted the crying man on the back tenderly. “There, there, Java…
Read MoreMeyers Leonard 15 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
I shouldn’t need to tell you this, but I’m going to tell you anyway: Meyers Leonard is in the 50-40-90 club. Well, not in quite yet. He has to finish the season before the induction ceremony happens, I think. But he’s on pace, and if he keeps getting no/very few minutes, he should be able…
Read MoreEvan Turner 30 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
Evan Turner: Alien? You may scoff, but by the time you are done reading this carefully reasoned description, you will be convinced that Evan Turner is not a human being, as the mainstream media would have you believe, but an extraterrestrial from outer space. Exhibit A: His eyes were like super bugged out in every…
Read MoreJames McAdoo 16 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
I didn’t realize that James Michael McAdoo had even played since his breakout performance in January. It’s been a while, anyway, since his last appearance in early February, where he didn’t make his presence felt in one (1) second of action. I hate that. Why crap on a player by only playing him one measly…
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