After the problems I had down in Mississippi while shooting the “Reppin’ the Hood” music video with Rodney Hood, I’ve been kind of on edge lately. Every little noise was sounding like a siren, a siren attached to a cop car, a cop car pulling up to my place filled with pigs ready to arrest and put me in jail.
Then I realized, you know, why not take this paranoia and channel it into something constructive? This is how real rap-writers feel as they are penning their rhymes, just waiting to be busted at any moment. So, in honor of Rodney Hood getting a new career high, I have created the words to a new rapping song. The beat on which the rhymes will be placed is still in progress.
Rodney Hood, surely livin’ the Utah dream
I don’t want to be a hater, but it seems
Letting your eyes wander in the locker room
Means your gayness is revealed like a flower in bloom
He balled for Duke in his college years
His dick so big it left hos in tears
Accidentally shot some dudes while filming a music video
Now is runnin’ from the law, ain’t that whack, yo
(female voices)
Rodney! Oooh! Hood! Aaah!
Pound me! Oooh! Good! Aaah!
Rodney! Aaah! Hood! Oooh!
Pound me! Aaah! Good! Oooh!
We just wanted to show the hood life
His loose trigger finger causin’ hella strife
Cause of smokin’ all that green
Rodney’s now a killin’ machine
(female voices)
Rodney! Oooh! Hood! Aaah!
Pound me! Oooh! Good! Aaah!
Rodney! Aaah! Hood! Oooh!
Pound me! Aaah! Good! Oooh!