Brian Roberts Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

This 23-point performance is Brian Robert’s career high. That’s all well and good, unless you were to search for Brian Roberts videos on my channel. Such a search would turn up a video which purports to show Brian Roberts scoring 24 points in an official, NBA-sanctioned game. That 24-point total would ostensibly be a career…

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Wilson Chandler 32 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

“And remember when he tried to rap the scouting reports to us? That guy was a nut!” Kenneth Faried yelled, doubled over in laughter. “I’m so glad we revolted and kicked him out of here.” The rest of the assembled Nuggets laughed and agreed, all except for one. Wilson Chandler scowled. “If you guys hadn’t…

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Michael Carter-Williams 30 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

Going into the game with the Philadelphia 76ers, the one thing I didn’t want Michael Carter-Williams to do was get a big head and decide to show everyone in Philly why they should never have traded him. Turns out that’s exactly what he wanted to do. “Oh look Nerlens, just me and my new friends,…

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Victor Oladipo 30 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

Do you like watching free throws? Then boy do I have the video for you! In my opinion, there is nothing more exciting than watching some dude waltz into the paint a bunch of times and then get fouled before he can even really do anything there. Who wants to see shot attempts? Those are…

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Tobias Harris 26 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

Next year, definitely, the Orlando Magic are going to be good. Yes. It has to be next year. This year I thought maybe 8th seed? Pshaw. That’ll teach me for being optimistic about a bunch of young, talented players. I guess you can only get so far in the NBA without anyone (except Frye, who…

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Jordan Adams Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

I know it was only one game, but I think the Grizzlies’ bench now qualifies as a “bench mob”. Taking a huge deficit and reducing it to four by the end of the game while scoring 40 points in the final quarter is nutso. A game that was garbage time for most of the second…

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Russ Smith Career High 16 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

Russ Smith did all of his damage in the fourth quarter of this game. The Grizzlies scored forty for the quarter and turned an embarrassing blowout into an actual contest. I don’t even know how the collection of rookies and scrubs that the Grizzlies played for those twelve minutes managed to score forty, but this…

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Joel Freeland Career High 16 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

In honor of a new career high composed almost entirely of pure midrange jumpers, I have compiled an exhaustive list of the food that Joel Freeland probably (definitely) eats on a daily basis: -Cheesy Wotsits -Spotted Dick -Crumpets -Pork faggots in gravy -Beef Wellington -Haggis -Trifle -Munchie Boxes Question for discussion: why are British people…

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Clint Capela 10 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

Major props go out to Clint Capela for hitting two free throws tonight, preventing him from earning the dubious distinction of having made zero the entire season, out of nearly 20 attempts. Normally I give out only 3 or 4 props at a time. But this time, I’m giving out 7 whole props! That’s right!…

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Meyers Leonard Career High 24 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

Over two years ago, in late March, as the Trailblazers’ disappointing season wound down, Meyers Leonard scored 22 points in an NBA game. “Finally!” came the cry from Portland fans. “It took him a while, but he’s going to be a beast next year, I can feel it!”. They weren’t too sad about being totally…

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