Bryce Cotton, Langston Galloway, Meyers Leonard, Arinze Onuaku, Brian Roberts, Vander Blue, Rudy Gobert, Clint Capela, Jordan Adams, Jack Cooley, Hassan Whiteside, Russ Smith, Gary Harris, and Joel Freeland sat in the otherwise empty television studio. “Where is everybody else? I thought everyone who was playing tonight was invited to be in the studio audience…
Read MoreDay: April 13, 2015
Hassan Whiteside Career High 24 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
Imagine how good he would be if his name was Hassan Blackside! HAHAHAHA! WOOOOOOOO! Sorry. How much better can Hassan get, anyway? He’s so good right now, I’m finding it hard to see areas for improvement. He could start hitting free throws, maybe. Or add a midrange jumper game so he can pretend to be…
Read MoreRudy Gobert Career High 20 Points/17 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
You’re 7 foot nothin’, 200 and nothin’, and you have barely a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best professional basketball players in the land for 2 years. And you’re gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of the Utah Jazz. In this life, you don’t have…
Read MoreLangston Galloway Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
Langston Galloway and Jahlil Okafor: the next Kobe and Shaq? Short answer: yes. Long answer: hell yes. The only difference is that Langston is actually good as a rookie, unlike Kobe, who couldn’t even manage 26 in a single game during his inaugural season. Other than that, though, the similarities are eerie. Shaq may be…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
This is why we don’t hand out the end-of-season awards based on one good month near the end of the season. Nikola Mirotic killed it in March, scoring tons of points and inviting people to say things like “He contributes to a winning team, what has Andrew Wiggins done? Nikola should be Rookie of the…
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