Thus a strange season for the Boston Celtics ends. Above expectations? I didn’t think they would make the playoffs, honestly I thought this was a tanking year for them. They didn’t get the “lose tons of games while not trying” thing down, but they did pull off the “cycle through endless amounts of players” part…
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C.J. McCollum 26 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2015)
At the end of the regular season I had a special message for Terry Stotts RE: C.J. Mccollum: “If C.J. doesn’t get thirty minutes per game in the playoffs, you’re fired.” I also had another warning for the coach of the Blazers: “[Your] ass is grass if C.J. doesn’t average eighteen PPG in the playoffs….
Read MoreEric Gordon 29 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2015)
I kept telling people all season that the Pelicans were an under-the-radar candidate for the Western Conference Finals. There was a small glimmer of hope that they would fulfill the prophecy I had assigned to them, but, sadly, it was not to be. So now I kind of look like an idiot just because I…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/25/2015)
“What are we goings to do?” Victor Claver yelled as he ran. “Shut up and keep running!” shouted Nic Batum as he ran alongside his teammate. Why had he been so stupid as to microwave a basketball? Such a juvenile stunt could never have a positive outcome, and now, here they were, being chased by…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2015)
No one likes DeMarre Carroll. He’s the best defender for one of the best teams in the league, he has rad hair, and he can shoot threes. I was under the impression that “3 and D” guys were the guys most beloved by fans. So what’s the deal? Do you like DeMarre Carroll or not?…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2015)
Atlanta Hawks: EXPOSED?????? Let’s take a look at the facts: the Atlanta Hawks won a bunch of games in spite of their all-permeating mediocrity, thanks to the help of the referees and Adam Silver. Meanwhile, the Brooklyn Nets, due to a combination of external factors, have failed to live up to their bountiful potential. The…
Read MoreBoris Diaw 15 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2015)
Here’s a question: if nobody but stars have good performances on a given night, do I have to make highlights? I decided that yes, I do have to make at least one highlight video. So I picked the most impressive scrubformance (that’s scrub performance for you plebes out there) out of the three games that…
Read MoreTony Snell 16 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2015)
“Why do scrubs always go off on us?” Wail the fans of every team ever in history. “This guy sucked the whole year and now he says ‘oh I think I will dominate this team even though I am not even good at my particular sport’, well screw him!” You can bet that Bucks fans…
Read MoreMichael Carter-Williams 19 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/23/2015)
In my last Michael Carter-Williams video, I commented on the fact that his jumper was totally borked, an uncontrollable mess of flailing limbs that was just as likely to bank in as it was to airball. Good news! Looks like someone told him to shoot it better/different, because it doesn’t look AS screwed up anymore….
Read MoreRyan Anderson 26 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2015)
Ryan Anderson, Devonte, and several of his gang members rode in Devonte’s beat-up car towards the Smoothie King Center, home of the Smoothie King himself. Turning the flamethrower over and over in his hands, Ryan was lost in thought. How did he know that the Smoothie King wasn’t controlling his own thoughts right at this…
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