Indiana Pacers: least compelling team in the league this year? Let’s take a look at the facts: – Paul George was not ever a superstar and really isn’t now – Monta Ellis is no fun at all – No more Hibbert, which should be good, except now they don’t have any identity – Boring color…
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Luis Scola 19 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (11/3/2015)
Question: what effect did his stint with the Suns have on Luis Scola? Hypothesis: the Suns ruined Luis Scola forever when they tried to turn him into a three-point shooter. Data: Basketball-reference is really screwing me over right now, how would you like it if I errored your internal server you piece of crap. Pending….
Read MoreEvan Fournier Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2015)
The interior of the ornately decorated French villa, located somewhat conspicuously within an Orlando suburb, was dark and silent. The normally bustling foyer and living room were empty. A slumping figure sat in the darkness, head in its hands. Evan Fournier knew he had screwed up. He knew he should have been more diligent terminating…
Read MoreBobby Portis 10 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2015)
That was quick! I didn’t think we’d get to see any Bobby Portis at least until midway through the season. The Thibs era has truly come to an end, I guess. Granted, the minutes he received tonight were the garbagiest of garbage time, but we can’t complain. Real minutes against real NBA players are always…
Read MoreDoug McDermott Career High 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/3/2015)
Good news for Bulls fans: Doug McDermott is officially out-Korvering Kyle Korver. Bad news for Bulls fans: Derrick Rose is officially garbage. We’ll leave that second point for later. Does it even matter if your MVP-winner sucks when you’ve got Jimmy Butler and freshly-minted beast Dougie McBuckets? No. All that hype I had for Doug…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 20 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2015)
There is one thing that people are talking about right now regarding Jeremy Lamb. What’s the status of his sleazy glam-rock band, Jeremy and the Little Lambs? Last I heard, they were playing for near empty venues, with frontman Jeremy chewing out drummer Kendrick Perkins for never showing up to practice, and crying in the…
Read MoreJerryd Bayless 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/2/2015)
Despite being an ostensibly Bucks-themed YouTube channel, I haven’t done many highlights of Jerryd Bayless in a Bucks uniform. Why? Because he sucks. Every team has one or two players who, despite receiving decent minutes, can never put together a good game. Bayless is one of those players. You’d think that once in a while…
Read MoreIan Clark 15 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2015)
I have to thank the Memphis Grizzlies for crapping the bed so thoroughly that the Warriors were able to give Ian Clark an entire quarter of playing time. Without their cooperation and support, Clark might not have even seen the court in this game, much less scored in double digits. The Grizzlies have shown that…
Read MoreAl-Farouq Aminu 17 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2015)
“And this will be your locker,” Neil Olshey said. “It was actually the one LaMarcus used last season, but we don’t talk about that.” “Sure,” said Al-Farouq. It looked a lot like any other locker in any other locker room. In fact, it was exactly the same. He looked back over at Neil to see…
Read MoreKevin Martin 24 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2015)
Normally I don’t like to make highlights where a lot of free throws are taken. Plays where fouls are drawn are not usually the most fun to watch, and often the ratio of buckets highlights to non-buckets highlights gets skewed within the video. I’m making an exception here. Watching Kevin Martin draw fouls is watching…
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