Boris Diaw vs. Jared Sullinger. Battle of the booties. Two big dudes with lots of donk to throw around out there on the basketball court. Biggest conflict in San Antonio since the Alamo. Which heinie would be victor?
Sullinger is an up-and-coming ass-blaster (blASSter), but he was really no match for Diaw’s ass-mastery (mASStery) tonight. Diaw has had many years of NBA experience manipulating his hind-quarters into advantageous positions. Sullinger has had a good amount of experience against lesser competition, competition wholly unprepared for his rear, but in the NBA, he is a neophyte. No shame in him coming up small against a seasoned veteran.