Maybe I’m displaying my ignorance here, but wasn’t Cody Zeller supposed to be more of a scorer than he is right now? It’s his third year in the league and he’s only scored in the twenties two times. I get that he’s been competing with Al Jefferson for those three years, thus robbing him of…
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Jabari Parker 17 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/5/2015)
When will the Bucks make Jabari Parker (more like Chubari Porker LOL!) the centerpiece of the offense and force-feed him the ball? That’s what the Wolves did with Wiggins and the marketing slogan “we are all witnesses” seems to fit pretty well there. Why shouldn’t we also be able say that about Jabari and the…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/5/2015)
Giannis was not usually fond of road trips. He preferred the comfort and familiarity of his own bed to the hotel room beds he slept in while on the road. However, this road trip was especially unpleasant, he thought as he looked out the window of the team plane to observe the starry night sky….
Read MoreDoug McDermott 13 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2015)
We need to find some way to get Fred Hoiberg to give Doug McDermott more minutes. Micky Buckets has earned the minutes, and the minutes are not being given. This is out of his hands now. He has done everything he can. We must intervene. Would telling Hoiberg that he doesn’t need to pretend to…
Read MoreWes Johnson 21 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2015)
“All he does is score.” Why would you say that about Wes Johnson? That doesn’t make sense in any possible interpretation of the phrase. Even if you consider strictly basketball, it’s pretty obvious that he doesn’t do all that much scoring, even when he manages to detach his posterior from the bench. In the interest…
Read MoreDerrick Favors Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2015)
Derrick Favors drove along a barely-used desert road. It had been almost an hour since he had seen any sign of civilization, here in the barren Utah flatlands. The only lights he had seen were his rental car’s headlights, illuminating the night when he dared to use them. He was totally lost now, and he…
Read MoreBoris Diaw 16 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2015)
Boris Diaw vs. Jared Sullinger. Battle of the booties. Two big dudes with lots of donk to throw around out there on the basketball court. Biggest conflict in San Antonio since the Alamo. Which heinie would be victor? Sullinger is an up-and-coming ass-blaster (blASSter), but he was really no match for Diaw’s ass-mastery (mASStery) tonight….
Read MoreLucas Nogueira 14 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2015)
This is going to sound kind of sick, but I’m sort of half-happy that Jonas Valanciunas got injured. If Valanciunas was in possession of two intact hands, there’s no way that Lucas Nogueira (I refuse to call him “Bebe”) would get any minutes at all. No minutes for Nogueira = no chance of ever making…
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