It turns out that Beno “Bueno” Udrih has championship rings. If you didn’t remember that, I don’t blame you, because I was not informed of this fact until around the time that the Chalmers-Udrih trade took place. It makes sense, though: he was part of two Spurs teams that won in the Finals; therefore, by…
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Gary Harris 21 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2015)
After the failure of my #hypedForGaryHarris hashtag and the additional failure of my #whoCaresAboutCourtneyLee hashtag, I have come to the conclusion that the denizens of the internet are simply too stupid to understand the subtle humor yet razor-sharp commentary of a well-crafted hashtag. Either that or they’re totally apathetic to being told what hashtags they…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2015)
The ethnic tension in the Nuggets’ locker room just keeps building. Jusuf Nurkic was the people’s champ last season with Denver, what with his antagonistic behavior and goofy personality. The next bruising Euro center, appearing out of nowhere to be a force already in his rookie year. Now I, along with the rest of America,…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 18 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2015)
I’ve run out of stuff to say about Jahlil Okafor. Alaa Abdelnaby hasn’t, though. Which kind of sucks for everybody, because not only does Philly have the worst team in the league, they have one of the worst commentators currently working for an NBA team. It’s like when Sidney Moncrief was doing color for the…
Read MoreWill Barton 25 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2015)
Will Barton just scored 50 points over four quarters of action. Not in a single game, but still. Pretty bananas, right? Right. Totally bananas. No doubt about it. He then proceeded to score 7 over the following three quarters. We can just forget about that, for the most part. Like it didn’t even happen. Why…
Read MoreStanley Johnson 14 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2015)
I saw Stanley Johnson had 14 points in the first half against the Heat, and I immediately thought to myself “Hot damn we gonna get some Stanley Johnson highlights up in this bizzitch! Can you say career high?”. I actually said it out loud, not just thought it in my head. And I really sort…
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