Gary “Kobe 0.6” Neal is continuing to play well and continuing to make me look like a fool for hating on him constantly for the past four years. I could gloat over his career-low assist percentage, but it would feel a little petty given that he’s currently nailing 45% of his three-pointers, so there should…
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J.J. Redick 24 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)
I don’t pay much attention to player tattoos, but has J.J. Redick always had that big Virgin Mary (or whatever it is) covering his whole left arm? I seem to remember him having some small amount of tattooage a few years ago, or maybe he didn’t, but I think my brain would definitely have some…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 22 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)
Say what you will about Jahlil Okafor’s deficiencies in certain areas of the game, but damn, it’s fun to watch him get buckets. He might not be the most efficient at getting buckets, or have the best bucket-selection. Maybe he could get fewer buckets and work on passing. Three-point buckets are not a thing for…
Read MoreWill Barton 23 Points/1 Poster Dunk Full Highlights (12/14/2015)
Dunk of the year? Dunk of the year. Will Barton pretty much totally performed an exorcism Donatas Motiejunas, except instead of exorcising just the evil spirits he also took a huge chunk of his soul and little bits of his vital organs. It was kind of spooky watching D-Mo flop around for a bit after…
Read MoreKent Bazemore Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)
Highlight making is a weird business. As I was compiling these highlights, I noticed Gerald Green hitting a jumper in between two Kent Bazemore buckets. Problem was, despite doing a vid of Gerald just before starting this one, I had never seen that particular jumper before! I felt annoyed; reuploading a video to amend an…
Read MoreGerald Green 20 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)
Kobe Bryant is retiring. That’s what he said, at least, and I’ll take him at his word on this one. The end of an era, or something, right? Yeah. His imminent departure from the NBA opens up a huge hole. A hole that is called “who is going to shoot a whole bunch of bad…
Read MoreGary Harris 21 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)
Yes! With this new career high for Gary Harris, my hype for Gary Harris is justified! Take that, Gary Harris haters, you lowly scum of the earth. How foolish you must feel, hating on Gary Harris as he continues to improve as a basketball player, paying no heed to your Gary Harris hating. It is…
Read MoreDonatas Motiejunas 19 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)
I made a lot of sick highlight videos last year. A LOT. I also made some not-so-sick highlight videos, which have been now, appropriately, forgotten to the relentless march of time. Lost to all but the most ardent basketball historians, these videos will slowly decay into component bits and bytes, until, in hundreds of years,…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 17 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)
Is there something wrong with Nikola Mirotic this year? Or is there something wrong with Fred Hoiberg? Because it has to be one of the two. One of the two has to be to blame for Nikola’s semi-struggles this year. Blame must be allocated. To one or both of them. It’s easy to say Fred…
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