December 12, 2015 – DownToBuck

Jabari Parker 19 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

Hypothetically, how would Jabari Parker feel after being benched for scrublord Michael Carter-Williams during the whole fourth quarter in a Bucks’ hypothetical upset win over the streaking Warriors, a win that would have been hypothetically caused, in part, due to his excellent play in the first three quarters? This is all hypothetical. I bet he…

Greg Monroe 28 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

DownToBuck is all about honesty. He never tells lies and he never perpetuates false rumors. Everything he says is firmly grounded in factual facts. He even features a so-called “DTB’s Honesty Hour” in his descriptions, such is the depth and solidity of his honesty. So believe him when he says this: I was so hyped…

Kyle O’Quinn 14 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

Kyle “The Irish Black Santa” O’Quinn would normally have to score more than fourteen points to be honored with a highlight video. However, it is unclear to me whether he will be able to top this performance while wearing a Knicks uniform. With the break-out of Kristaps Porzingis and the unfortunate presences of Kevin Seraphin…

J.J. Barea 21 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

Every time I’m tempted to call J.J. Barea a manlet, which is an almost hourly occurrence, I have to remind myself that he did once dunk a basketball. There is low-quality pregame video evidence proving it. There’s also higher quality video evidence of him easily grabbing the rim. It’s just that his manlet hands are…

Manu Ginobili 17 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

No matter how old and run-down Manu Ginobili gets, there is one aspect of him that will never waver: his fans. Those dudes (and a few gals, so the YouTube analytics thing tells me) are dedicated! Manu can have a pedestrian performance, and they will be all over it like ducks on a junebug. It’s…

Wesley Matthews 28 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

Wesley Matthews vs. the Wizards = the new Paul Pierce vs. the Raptors? Let’s take a look at the facts. In his last four games against Washington, dating back to his Portland days, he has put up these scoring performances: 28 (tonight), 36, 19, and 28. Those are the facts, and they lead to this…

Raymond Felton Triple Double 10 pts/11 asts/11 rebs Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

OFFICIAL 2015 IMPROBABLEST TRIPLE-DOUBLES POWER RANKINGS 1. Raymond Felton [POWER GAP] 2. Giannis Antetokounmpo 3. Brandon Knight 4. Nicolas Batum [POWERER GAP] 15. Russell Westbrook 17. Russell Westbrook 18. Russell Westbrook