Richaun Holmes arrived at his locker before the game and prepared to put on his jersey. Taking it off its hanger, he noticed a post-it note stuck to the back of his locker. He plucked the note off the wooden surface and read it. “Remember, we’re tanking. -S” Who would leave a note for him…
Read MoreDay: December 10, 2015
Serge Ibaka 23 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2015)
I am continuing to pay reparations to Serge Ibaka in penance for totally ignoring him the first fifth of the season. Under terms outlined by the United Nations, Following is a list of steps I have taken to make the situation right and ensure that Ibaka’s human rights are no longer violated so flagrantly: -I…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 22 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2015)
So I guess the Bazed God has lost his starter’s job to Thabo Sefolosha. I don’t want to step on any toes or hurt any feelings here, but taking Bazemore out of the starting lineup is just dumb. Who literally cares if Sefolosha and Bazemore are basically the same player. I want to see in-his-prime…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 22 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2015)
One of the great things about being an American is that you are granted certain rights, guaranteed by a little piece of paper, maybe you’ve heard of it, it’s called the Constitution. Sorry Euros, enjoy getting arrested for sending a vaguely racist tweet while I exercise my freedom by buying assault rifles and burning bibles….
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 17 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2015)
What the heck is T.J. McConnell doing? He had a chance at basketball immortality, until he threw it all away, and for what, a couple of extra points on free throws? What a joke. Especially when your whole team is propping you up on your quest to be the guy who played the most minutes…
Read MoreAndrea Bargnani 23 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2015)
There is no reason that Andrew Bargnani, RIGHT NOW, could not score 15 points a game. No reason. Look at the teammates he’s playing with! The offensive cupboards, as they say, are bare. Scoring the ball has become a burdensome chore for the Nets. Easy solution: just feed Bargs the ball like they did when…
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