At this rate, my Kyle Korver end-of-season three-ilation is gonna look really crappy compared to last year’s version. Well, maybe it will look about the same, but it will be a hell of a lot shorter. Which is a shame, because the corresponding Stephen Curry video is gonna be like 200 percent sicker.
In case you didn’t get the memo, Kyle: this is the modern NBA, and everyone is supposed to be shooting tons of threes on really good percentages. That’s what the modern NBA is. You must have missed the memo, because, as one of the league’s premier marksmen, you are supposed to be leading the way with 100 made threes or so by this point, but instead you are hovering around 50.
How are white people from Atlanta even supposed to get hyped for the NBA if one of their own kind is so disappointing?