Out of respect for the territory of a certain Polish highlight compiler, I have refrained from doing all that many Marcin Gortat videos the past few years. I only made a single one all of last season, because I am respectful and honorable man.
That policy is no longer in effect, starting now.
From now on this channel will be pretty much nonstop Gortat highlights. Every single game, every single thing he does on the court will be immortalized on YouTube’s servers, complete with commentary from yours truly. But don’t think that I’m just going to do game highlights! Far from it, I’m planning on doing some highlights of him during warmups, you know, to get the full Gortat experience, as well as some primo vids of him sitting on the bench and reacting to stuff. Full bench highlights, is what I’m trying to say.
And I’m not stopping there. What about Gortat full LIFE highlights? Intrigued yet? You should be, because I’m gonna strap a camera to my head and just follow him around whenever I get the chance, and then upload the resultant footage for all to see, unedited. Get ready for clips of him eating sandwiches flying all up in your face through the magic of the internet. You might say that I’m insane. Well here’s the deal loser, you’re the insane one for not seeing the inherent genius in my idea.
I’m taking highlights to a whole new frickin’ level here, while all the other highlight channels are dicking around in the troposphere, I’m gonna be riding high in the god-damn stratosphere, secure in my new position as world’s preeminent highlight maker.