Thaddeus Young 29 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

Thaddeus Young scoring 29 points may not seem like a very exciting performance to you. You ignorant pleb. Let me show you the numerous errors in the labored and excruciatingly slow process you call “thinking”.

Firstly, the Mad Thadder hit 14 shots to get his 29 points, including a single (clutch) triple, while missing all five of his free throws. 14 made buckets is a lot. Only 12 times this year has a player made more than that, and all those performances would be considered exciting. Simply put, when it comes to straight up balls in holes, this is one of the greatest displays of the season. That’s why you watch these stupid videos, right? Balls in holes?

Secondly, Thaddeus Young is a really rad player and it makes me sad that no one likes to watch highlight videos of him.

Thirdly, he crossed the bajeesus out of Zaza Pachulia with a sweet in-and-out dribble. Then he dunked it, but not on anyone, because ZaZa was totally out of the picture by that point and no one else had the cojones to challenge him at the rim.

Fourthly, as I alluded to in the first point, he hit a three pointer, only his second of the season, and it was at a super clutch time, tying the game with six seconds remaining. How is that not exciting? There is something seriously wrong with you if you are not champing at the bit to watch this video RIGHT NOW.

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